Title: Ribbons Down My Back
Fandom: Power Rangers Ninja Storm
Characters: Tori Hanson, mention of Shane and Dustin
Rating: G-PG
Summary: Tori sorts through her closet.
Author's Notes: Pre-series, some thoughts about Tori. I feel like she got the shaft as far as good female character development in the series (and "Eye of the Storm" just makes me mad), so this is a look into the more "girly" side of Tori and how she copes with being "one of the guys". Title borrowed from the song of the same name from the musical "Hello Dolly!"

( The guys, Dustin and Shane, would never understand why she'd done it. To them she was, really, just another one of the guys. )

Title: Fish That Whisper, Birds That Question
Fandom: Mahou Sentai Magiranger/Power Rangers Ninja Storm
Rating: PG
Summary: Turns out Cam had more relatives than he'd ever originally thought.
Author's Notes: Yes, I know it ends abruptly, but I'm keeping it open for continuance. Also, this is comes entirely from watching PRNS and thinking over much...and then posting a Fandom Secret about it and getting essentially challenged to write it. I enjoy it though, as this is one of my favorite genres: the really bad crossover with massive expository explanations of shit. Title is a translation of some lines from the ridiculous Swedish song "Fiskar som viskar". I can't take myself or this seriously anymore.


( A little nervously, she gripped the phone and slip of aged paper a little tighter in her hands, glanced at the number again, and began to dial. )

Title: Turned Upside-down
Fandom: Red vs Blue
Characters: Sheila, Simmons, Tucker, Junior, Crunchbite
Prompt: 024. Family
Word Count: 1, 640
Rating: R - language, non-con
Summary: AU - Tucker shows up at the door with a surprise and a story.
Author's Notes: More from the AU series. I'm trying to create a feasible canon for this thing, but this falls well after anything I've written so far. Please, please let me know if anything seems way too unrealistic!


( Turned Upside-down )

Title: Secret Admirer
Fandom: Red vs Blue
Characters: Sheila, Simmons, Donut, Tucker
Prompt: 047. Heart
Word Count: 608
Rating: G
Summary: AU Simmons gets creative on Valentine's Day.
Author's Notes: Takes place during the high school years. Also, I established that Sheila and Simmons went to different schools, so...


( Secret Admirer )

Title:Close Call
Fandom: Red vs Blue
Characters: Dick Simmons, Sheila, Lopez, Sarge
Prompt: 035. Sixth Sense
Word Count: 568
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Sheila gets hit on, Simmons gets a bit jealous.
Author's Notes: Takes place during "Need a Lift" and thus before "Bliss". Also, I don't really have anything against Lopez, honest.

( Close Call )

Title: Bliss
Fandom: Red vs. Blue
Characters: Dick Simmons, Sheila
Prompt: 023. Lovers
Word Count: 153
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Sheila/Simmons AU
Author's Notes: So, uh...remember when I wrote this, way back in the day? Well, I was rereading some of my older stuff to get inspiration, and well...it struck. Kinda, at least. This is more of an exercise in writing than anything else.

( Picking up where we left off... )

Stemming from a discussion on how to make Grif/Sister not incest, since it's not exactly my scene (nor is it primalreligion's). So...here goes. Based on this line, mostly: ".......shit. Write it, because someone on this thread is bound to want it. Fuck, make it Grif/Simmons Simmons/Sister Grif/Sister Grif/Simmons/Sister and you might end up an RvB_slash God. And an author of a fic I refuse on principle." (I heart you, Dave.)


( Shit, I can't believe I wrote this! )

Okay, all. I'm opening myself back up for fic challenges. I'd like to start getting creative again, so indulge me.

Give me a prompt, character(s), and a fandom, and I will write you a drabble!

Fandoms I will write for:
Sailor Moon
Final Fantasy VII-XII (no XI)
Red vs. Blue
Harry Potter
Transformers (G1, 2007)
Others that I can't think of, but just ask.

Thanks in advance!

Title:
Fandom: Transformers/Twilight crossover
Rating:
Summary:
Author's Notes: Cracked-out crossovers seem to be my specialty. Thanks to dinogrrl for the bot suggestions!



It was Emmett who first noticed something odd about Alice's new car. At times, when he was working on his Jeep in the garage, he thought he heard noises coming from it. Of course, even his spectacularly amazing vampire hearing wasn't infallible, and so Emmett tended to shrug off things people like Alice and Edward would obsess over.

Alice, meanwhile, was thoroughly enjoying her shiny yellow Porsche. The sports car matched perfectly to the vehicle she had temporarily appropriated in Italy




TBC!

Well, kids, here goes the next part of TCTSNEH. Wrapping up the semester, I've got some more time to devote to writing than I did before!



( It's a bit short... )

Comments are appreciated!

Title: If You Give an Emperor a Daughter...
Fandom: Final Fantasy XII
Characters: Larsa, Gabranth, Concordia
Summary: The birth of Larsa and Penelo's first child.
Author's Notes: A wedding gift-fic for mariagoner, this falls into her Uses of Enchantment series. I hope. ^_^;

( Om my goodness, it's finally finished! )

So, one day, while I was incredibly bored in my Math for Early Childhood Educators class, I started writing down some ideas for this sucker. Please note that, from here on out, there will be a flagrant disregard of canon (I even have it written like that in my notebook). Mostly because I really want to bring Junior into this, and, well, I haven't seen the end of RvB and I've had it all set in what could be seen as season 1 so far. So just...yeah. Forgive me?

( And here we have the meeting of the rather disturbed minds... )

TBC...

Due to much insistent prompting (and a gift to my Speechie-love, who is not feeling well) here are the further exploits of the crossover that should never, ever happen.



( Oh god, I wonder why I write this )



That's all for now, kiddies. Whaddaya think?

Title: Search and Inquire
Fandom: Transformers [G1]
Rating: PG-13 for language
Summary: Two Seekers are sent to investigate an unusual Autobot sighting.
Author's Notes: Holy crap, this took a long time to get out. I've had it sitting in various stages on LJ for several months now. It just took forever! So...enjoy.

( Search and Inquire Pt. 3 )

Okay, I have to get this bunny out of my head. Please forgive me.

( The crossover that should never, ever happen )



Okay, so I'm cutting this short here. If you want more, I've some vague ideas, but let me know. I'm not saying anything else, except that this is vaguely movieverse for Transformers, and probably sometime Season 1 for RvB. I haven't seen anything since ep. 87 or so, so don't spoil it for me.

Title: Search and Inquire
Fandom: Transformers [G1]
Rating: PG-13 for language
Summary: Two Seekers are sent to investigate an unusual Autobot sighting.
Author's Notes: Shorter than the previous bit, but I felt that was a good place to leave off. Comments and constructive criticism are always welcome!

( Search and Inquire Pt. 2 )

Title: Search and Inquire
Fandom: Transformers [G1]
Rating: G
Summary: Two Seekers are sent to investigate an unusual Autobot sighting.
Author's Notes: This is a follow up to "Are You Lost, Little Boy?" and only came about because while I was at work a few days ago (the same pool I described in the last story), two jets circled around a couple of times. Of course, nerd that I am, my first thought was, "Seekers!" And then I had to go back to stopping people killing themselves on the diving platforms. So...enjoy!

( Search and Inquire )


TBC? I might not be able to drag any more out of this, but there's something about the interaction of Skywarp and Thundercracker that just cracks me up here. And yes, they do remind me of my sisters. That's probably not a good thing, all told.

This is to be blamed on my recent addiction to foray into reading Transformers fanfiction. I'm so sorry.

Title: Are You Lost, Little Boy?
Fandom: Transformers [G1]
Rating: G
Summary: A little boy loses his guardians at a pool.
Author's Notes: Okay, the whole this is based on the place where I actually work, though the lifeguard is kinda based on my sister. Takes place late 1990s, seeing as Daniel is supposed to be 12 in TF:TM, which takes place in 2005. Just...be gentle.


( Are You Lost, Little Boy? )

Because of various computer issues, I'm post-poning work on my big fics (including the next part of Mistakes) and will just work on this potentially interesting fic challenge I devised last night, with the help of mariagoner.

Give me a prompt of any character/pairing from my previous list of fandoms and one of the Ten Commandments, and I'll write you a little sentence/drabble on it.

Ten Commandments*:
1. You shall have no other gods before me (including idols).
2. You shall not take the name of the Lord in vain.
3. Remember the Sabbath day and keep it holy.
4. Honor your mother and your father.
5. You shall not murder.
6. You shall not commit adultery.
7. You shall not steal.
8. You shall not bear false witness (a.k.a. lie).
9. You shall not covet your neighbour's house.
10. You shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's.

*As divided by the Catholic reckoning, according to Wikipedia.

Keep in mind these may end up being rather twisted and whatnot, since I'm a raging agnostic and don't care much about offending religious sensibilities (unless, of course, it's something I don't know much about, in which case I'll take criticism and make it better). ^_^; Just warning all of you now. If you'd like to, you can throw in some other little qualifiers, just to make it more interesting for me.

Title: Skies and Sands
Fandom: Final Fantasy XII
Characters: Larsa, Penelo
Prompt: 094. Independence
Word Count: 483
Rating: PG
Summary: Larsa finds a rather interesting servant in the Archadian Palace.
Author's Notes: Set in an AU where Penelo was taken right after the war to be a slave/servant in the palace in Archades.


( Skies and Sands )