Title: Better
Fandom: Red vs. Blue
Characters: Tucker, Church, Junior
Word Count: 585
Rating: Former Tucker/Church
Summary: Going through the mail at the Simmonses proves hazardous for Tucker.
Author's Notes: Taking place in my AU, this has been sitting on my computer for over a year now. I came back and finished it tonight, and I know it's not really how I originally wanted it to end, but I think it's better this way. Not entirely satisfied with it, but I needed to get this done.

( Better )

Title: Ribbons Down My Back
Fandom: Power Rangers Ninja Storm
Characters: Tori Hanson, mention of Shane and Dustin
Rating: G-PG
Summary: Tori sorts through her closet.
Author's Notes: Pre-series, some thoughts about Tori. I feel like she got the shaft as far as good female character development in the series (and "Eye of the Storm" just makes me mad), so this is a look into the more "girly" side of Tori and how she copes with being "one of the guys". Title borrowed from the song of the same name from the musical "Hello Dolly!"

( The guys, Dustin and Shane, would never understand why she'd done it. To them she was, really, just another one of the guys. )

Title: Fish That Whisper, Birds That Question
Fandom: Mahou Sentai Magiranger/Power Rangers Ninja Storm
Rating: PG
Summary: Turns out Cam had more relatives than he'd ever originally thought.
Author's Notes: Yes, I know it ends abruptly, but I'm keeping it open for continuance. Also, this is comes entirely from watching PRNS and thinking over much...and then posting a Fandom Secret about it and getting essentially challenged to write it. I enjoy it though, as this is one of my favorite genres: the really bad crossover with massive expository explanations of shit. Title is a translation of some lines from the ridiculous Swedish song "Fiskar som viskar". I can't take myself or this seriously anymore.


( A little nervously, she gripped the phone and slip of aged paper a little tighter in her hands, glanced at the number again, and began to dial. )

Title: Turned Upside-down
Fandom: Red vs Blue
Characters: Sheila, Simmons, Tucker, Junior, Crunchbite
Prompt: 024. Family
Word Count: 1, 640
Rating: R - language, non-con
Summary: AU - Tucker shows up at the door with a surprise and a story.
Author's Notes: More from the AU series. I'm trying to create a feasible canon for this thing, but this falls well after anything I've written so far. Please, please let me know if anything seems way too unrealistic!


( Turned Upside-down )

Title: Secret Admirer
Fandom: Red vs Blue
Characters: Sheila, Simmons, Donut, Tucker
Prompt: 047. Heart
Word Count: 608
Rating: G
Summary: AU Simmons gets creative on Valentine's Day.
Author's Notes: Takes place during the high school years. Also, I established that Sheila and Simmons went to different schools, so...


( Secret Admirer )

Title:Close Call
Fandom: Red vs Blue
Characters: Dick Simmons, Sheila, Lopez, Sarge
Prompt: 035. Sixth Sense
Word Count: 568
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Sheila gets hit on, Simmons gets a bit jealous.
Author's Notes: Takes place during "Need a Lift" and thus before "Bliss". Also, I don't really have anything against Lopez, honest.

( Close Call )

Title: Bliss
Fandom: Red vs. Blue
Characters: Dick Simmons, Sheila
Prompt: 023. Lovers
Word Count: 153
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Sheila/Simmons AU
Author's Notes: So, uh...remember when I wrote this, way back in the day? Well, I was rereading some of my older stuff to get inspiration, and well...it struck. Kinda, at least. This is more of an exercise in writing than anything else.

( Picking up where we left off... )

Stemming from a discussion on how to make Grif/Sister not incest, since it's not exactly my scene (nor is it primalreligion's). So...here goes. Based on this line, mostly: ".......shit. Write it, because someone on this thread is bound to want it. Fuck, make it Grif/Simmons Simmons/Sister Grif/Sister Grif/Simmons/Sister and you might end up an RvB_slash God. And an author of a fic I refuse on principle." (I heart you, Dave.)


( Shit, I can't believe I wrote this! )

Okay, all. I'm opening myself back up for fic challenges. I'd like to start getting creative again, so indulge me.

Give me a prompt, character(s), and a fandom, and I will write you a drabble!

Fandoms I will write for:
Sailor Moon
Final Fantasy VII-XII (no XI)
Red vs. Blue
Harry Potter
Transformers (G1, 2007)
Others that I can't think of, but just ask.

Thanks in advance!

Title:
Fandom: Transformers/Twilight crossover
Rating:
Summary:
Author's Notes: Cracked-out crossovers seem to be my specialty. Thanks to dinogrrl for the bot suggestions!



It was Emmett who first noticed something odd about Alice's new car. At times, when he was working on his Jeep in the garage, he thought he heard noises coming from it. Of course, even his spectacularly amazing vampire hearing wasn't infallible, and so Emmett tended to shrug off things people like Alice and Edward would obsess over.

Alice, meanwhile, was thoroughly enjoying her shiny yellow Porsche. The sports car matched perfectly to the vehicle she had temporarily appropriated in Italy




TBC!